Here are some of the things you won't get by staying at this Pebble Beach property:

• No noisy neighbors. Say goodbye to that TV noise from the next hotel room. This whole house is yours.
  
• No listening to others' loud parties. Get to sleep when you want to, not when the wedding reception at the hotel banquet center is over.
• No tripping over your suitcases. You'll have plenty of room to unpack and move around in three generous bedroom suites.
• No overpriced breakfasts for the kids. With your own kitchen, the days of $25 pancakes are over.
• No expensive drinks in the bar. Bring your own wine -- as a matter of fact, enjoy a welcome bottle from us.
• No tipping. We won't provide a parking valet and a bellhop with their hand out every few minutes.
• No room service. Well, sorry about that one. Some things are better done by a hotel...